High beyond biblical proportions, told a catholic priest bible paper burn awesome.

High beyond biblical proportions, told a catholic priest bible paper burn awesome.

Anonymous: 30

30. Do I own any sex toys ? I own one, yeah, with two swappable parts though ? Idk, shit’s expensive, I’d rather spend money on food tbh.

joannacle: 15,27,28,31 muahahaha

15. I like to sleep in the middle of the bed, but for some reason most of the time I end up near the wall with no blanket[=

27. What do I find sexy in other people ? Hot moaning voices, a tendency to tease me in public, the fact that I turn them on ? Uhhhhhhm, and on top of all that, snoring, snoring is the sexiest shit in the history of the world.

28. My favorite parts of my own body ? I really like my voice if that counts, Uhm, I’ve got some good looking hands too, my finger game on point, and oh definitely my collar bones too, I’m bout those.

31. I’ve had sex way too many times with the last person I slept with to count, but an honest to god estimate, I’d have to say more than 15, less than 20 somewhere around there.

madeupmonkeyshit:

you see what she listening to on her iphone? lol

madeupmonkeyshit:

you see what she listening to on her iphone? lol

ilikehip-hop:

When your song comes on

ilikehip-hop:

When your song comes on

(Roughly) Ordered from Least to Most Personal
1:  Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
2:  What is your favorite breakfast?
3:  What kind of weather is your favorite?
4:  When was the last time you climbed a tree?
5:  What was your favorite year in school (so far)?
6:  What colors has your hair been in your life?
7:  Do you prefer your hair long or short?
8:  What's your go to sitting around on the couch food?
9:  What clubs do/did you participate in at school?
10:  What's the first money you ever legitimately purchased?
11:  What's the first album you ever legitimately purchased?
12:  How would you describe your aesthetic?
13:  What are little things that your good friends know about your that casual friends don't notice?
14:  What is something you and your best friend say/do that seems strange to an outsider?
15:  Do you like to sleep near the wall, the middle, or the open side of the bed?
16:  What's the strangest rumor that has ever been spread about you?
17:  What is the most flattering compliment you remember receiving?
18:  How involved were you in the drama of your high school?
19:  What's the most uncomfortable thing a stranger online has said to you?
20:  What's an embarrassing thing that has happened to you?
21:  When sleeping with another person do you prefer to stay over at your house or theirs?
22:  Do you ever send anonymous messages of any variety?
23:  Do you feel comfortable running into people from your high school?
24:  What laws are that you feel bothered by?
25:  Do you like to cuddle while you are sleeping?
26:  Do you know how many people you have kissed?
27:  What are things you find really sexy in other people?
28:  What are your favorite parts of your own body?
29:  What are you favorite places to be touched?
30:  Do you or have you ever owned any sex toys?
31:  How many times have you had sex with the last person you slept with?

Being with someone who is as horny as you are all the time is a blessing.

highclasspapal:

Having the same taste in music is like a soul connection

A girl’s moan is the sexiest thing, ever.

blind-threats:

foxxxynegrodamus:

thetrillestqueen:

cumheregyal:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

dmx on a sling shot ride lmao im donee

I am DMX on all rides

LOL omg why did that make me so happy

BUT THIS IS LITERALLY ME

"Fuck that, BRRRRR-DA"